Friday, January 28, 2011

wow its been a minute! Sorry folks for the absence! Lets get on with the hatred of idiotic fashion!

Check out these pants, they are so crappy it makes the wearer look like they shit themselves..

Where did they come from? I don't understand why these are considered fashionable! It does nothing for the shape of a woman and resembles a diaper. I'm sure we wont be seeing this trend back in style in another 20 years. 

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Politically Correct Fashion?

Androgyny is in (again) and the fashion world is awkwardly blending into itself. 2010 is has been about recycling the past decades of fashion and then raping it of a sexual identity. Women everywhere are trading in their stilettos for brown oxfords and chopping their locks into short boyish styles. Men are experimenting with eyeliner, growing bangs and stomping down the runways in skirts. Its all of the fugly from the 1970's but more intense and dark.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Knights in Shining Armor?

So boys everywhere seem to have the desire to adorn themselves in rhinestones and sparkles...Everyone from the ghetto drug dealer to the awkward jr. high school boys are wearing it...but really the question is not who..its WHY!?

It's possible this trend is the aftermath of the Guido look and their EdHardy clothing. For some reason orange skin and too much hair gel is cool among the party going youth. Especially now that its glamorized on reality shows. I can appreciate sub culture and its fashion, but when I'm shopping at Bloomingdales I want to see real men's clothes not this trashy bedazzled shit.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Rampant Rompers

Rompers! Fun!
Yes, in theory...

Rompers are hot hot hot this summer but has anyone realized that just because its in doesn't always mean it looks good?
When a gorgeous woman walks around with a 'faux f.u.p.a' (fat upper pussy area) its a real turn off. Its nice to see the shape of her body not covered in a designer potato sack.
Heres one: by Juicy Couture

Friday, July 2, 2010

Going Nude this Summer

Nude tones are to be found everywhere this season. From light pinks and beiges to deep browns everyone seems to be wearing skin over their skin. I truly like this trend because of the bare illusion it causes, but in excess it can make the wearer look washed out and bland.

Exhibit A:

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Statement Trousers?

Before I speak (type) just look.

Hot Pants

This summer I cant walk out of my house without seeing butt cheeks! This Gaga inspired trend is rampant and not everyone should be rocking this look. Lets face it as cute as this style is you cant go out in public without being perved on or gasped at. We dont all have supermodel bodies and unless your in the bedroom only stick legs can get away with this look.